Tag Archives: barack obama
THAI PRIME MINISTER FALLS IN LOVE WITH OBAMA
The Prime Minister of Thailand, Yingluck Shinawatra, has fallen madly in love with President Obama.
PETRAEUS HIRED AS PRINCETON PRESIDENT
David Petraeus has reportedly signed on as the new president of Princeton University.
JOE BIDEN CONCEDES ELECTION
Late last night, after winning the election, Joe Biden conceded to Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan.
BIG BIRD LIVES!
Big Bird, who was scheduled to be executed by Mitt Romney, was given a new lease on life with a win by Barack Obama!
TEBOW BACKS ROMNEY
Tim Tebow is backing Romney and predicting the former Governor will win by a landslide.
CNN CALLS ELECTION FOR OBAMA!
With only 1% of the vote in, CNN has declared President Barack Obama the winner of the 2012 election.
ALIEN PREDICTS ROMNEY LANDSLIDE!
Mitt Romney has secured the coveted endorsement of the Washington space alien P’Lod, who predicts Romney will win in a landslide!
GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE ENDORSES OBAMA
Following the visit to assess the damage on the Jersey Shore, Gov. Christie is now endorsing Barack Obama for President.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: NEW JERSEY WILL RISE AGAIN!
Bruce Springsteen has reportedly promised to do everything in his power help his home state.
GLORIA ALLRED HAS ‘OCTOBER SURPRISE’!
Following President Obama’s orders, Gloria Allred will announce her ‘October Surprise’ today.










