WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama’s teleprompter has started its own blog. Millions are anxious to hear the voice behind the voice of the President of the United States.
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OBAMA APPOINTEE CURSE
WASHINGTON, DC – Charles Freeman has withdrawn from consideration as National Intelligence Chair. Another appointee is claimed by the Obama Curse.
NEW AGE DEAL PUTS PSYCHICS TO WORK
WASHINGTON, DC – The economic recovery plan put forward by the Obama administration includes an initiative to employ as many as five hundred psychics.
OBAMA CLOSES BANKING LOOPHOLE
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama announced today his next move in his crusade to get the economy back on track – end off-world banking!
OBAMA AND GREGG BREAK UP
WASHINGTON, DC – Following a whirlwind romance, President Obama and New Hampshire Senator Judd Gregg have broken off their relationship.
ED ANGER SAYS: DOWN WITH THE DECLARATION OF DEPENDENCE
I’m angrier than Adam Smith in an itchy kilt about what’s happened to our once great nation!
OBAMA MAKES MISTAKE, TURNS TO APE
WASHINGTON, DC – With February off to a rocky start, President Obama called an old friend for some much needed support – PhD Ape!
ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA HATES KENTUCKY!
I’m madder than a hillbilly with a busted banjo string because Obama isn’t helping those poor folks in Kentucky!
IRAN RESPONDS TO DIRECT DIPLOMACY
WASHINGTON, DC – The US has proposed engaging in direct diplomacy with Iran, and President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad appears happy to participate.
ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA CAN’T SHUT ME UP
My red, white and blue blood is boiling over what Obama said about Rush Limbaugh! At a meeting with Republican leaders, our new Communist-in-Chief said, “You just can’t listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done.”