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ALIENS FIXED THE SUPERBOWL!

February 9, 2020February 3, 2020 by Boyce Day

Super Bowl LIV, which found the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49’ers battling for National Football League supremacy, turned out to be an exciting contest, with a tight first half; a second half in which the 49’ers looked as though they might use their running game and the efficient play of quarterback Jimmy … READ MORE

STUDY: WATCHING SUPER BOWL CAUSES IMPOTENCE

January 16, 2014 by Foxington Delaware

A new study conducted by researchers at the University of Pennsylvania found that watching the Super Bowl causes male impotence!

NFL TO SHUT DOWN BY 2020

November 15, 2013 by Frank Lake

The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.

FARMERS' ALMANAC PREDICTS COMING ICE AGE

August 26, 2013 by Frank Lake

The Farmers’ Almanac is predicting a new Ice Age to begin in January, 2014.

BUSTER SIMCUS!

March 18, 2013 by Dallas Commagreens

Buster Simcus won the hearts of the world, and the Weekly World News, when he was crowned the World’s largest man, finally weighing in at 4,000 pounds. We watched as he grew, and shrank, and grew some more, he found love and got married, he was dropped in on the Super Bowl out of … READ MORE

RAY LEWIS SQUIRREL DANCE

February 4, 2013 by Frank Lake

Baltimore Ravens’ Ray Lewis has a signature dance that is sweeping the country!

HARBAUGH HUG

February 3, 2013 by Frank Lake

Las Vegas oddsmakers are taking bets on whether the Harbaugh brothers will hug or handshake at the start of the Super Bowl.

OBAMA JOINS NRA

January 28, 2013 by Tap Vann

President Obama shocked Americans today by announcing that he has joined the National Rifle Association.

PSY TO PERFORM AT SUPER BOWL

December 28, 2012 by Frank Lake

Psy, the Korean pop-star with the #1 Youtube hit, Gangnam Style, will be featured at the Super Bowl on Feb. 3, 2013. NFL confirmed the news Tuesday afternoon after Psy posted a photo of herself sporting eye black, where “Feb. 3” is written on one and “2013” on the other, on her Tumblr page. The Super … READ MORE

BELICHICK DOG DEPRESSED

March 3, 2012 by Frank Lake

Trippy, the beloved dog of New England Patriot coach, Bill Belichick, is in a deep depression following the Super Bowl.

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