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ALIENS FIXED THE SUPERBOWL!

February 9, 2020February 3, 2020 by Boyce Day

Super Bowl LIV, which found the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49’ers battling for National Football League supremacy, turned out to be an exciting contest, with a tight … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien, Aliens, Gootans, super bowl

STUDY: WATCHING SUPER BOWL CAUSES IMPOTENCE

January 16, 2014 by Foxington Delaware

A new study conducted by researchers at the University of Pennsylvania found that watching the Super Bowl causes male impotence!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags cialis, eli manning, fox, impotence, indianapolis, new england patriots, New York Giants, study, super bowl, Super Bowl XLV, Tom Brady, viagra, Victor Cruz

NFL TO SHUT DOWN BY 2020

November 15, 2013 by Frank Lake

The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Baltimore Ravens, barack obama, basketball, Manti Te'o, National Football League, NFL, obama, Ravens, ray lewis, Roger Goodell, super bowl, united states, white house

FARMERS' ALMANAC PREDICTS COMING ICE AGE

August 26, 2013 by Frank Lake

The Farmers’ Almanac is predicting a new Ice Age to begin in January, 2014.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags global cooling, ICE, ice age, los angeles, super bowl

BUSTER SIMCUS!

March 18, 2013 by Dallas Commagreens

  Buster Simcus won the hearts of the world, and the Weekly World News, when he was crowned the World’s largest man, finally weighing in at 4,000 pounds. We watched … READ MORE

Categories Celebs Tags Bat Boy, Buster Simcus, super bowl, world's fattest cat, World's fattest man

RAY LEWIS SQUIRREL DANCE

February 4, 2013 by Frank Lake

Baltimore Ravens’ Ray Lewis has a signature dance that is sweeping the country!

Categories Headlines, Sports, TopStory Tags Baltimore Ravens, dance, football, National Football League, NFL, ray lewis, sport, Sports, super bowl, Super Bowl XLVII

HARBAUGH HUG

February 3, 2013 by Frank Lake

Las Vegas oddsmakers are taking bets on whether the Harbaugh brothers will hug or handshake at the start of the Super Bowl.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags baltimore, Baltimore Ravens, John, Ravens, San Francisco 49ers, super bowl

OBAMA JOINS NRA

January 28, 2013 by Tap Vann

President Obama shocked Americans today by announcing that he has joined the National Rifle Association.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags assault weapon ban, barack obama, charlton heston, guns, joe biden, National Rifle Association, NRA, obama, super bowl, united states

PSY TO PERFORM AT SUPER BOWL

December 28, 2012 by Frank Lake

Psy, the Korean pop-star with the #1 Youtube hit, Gangnam Style, will be featured at the Super Bowl on Feb. 3, 2013. NFL confirmed the news Tuesday afternoon after Psy … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Grammy Award, Louisiana Superdome, new england patriots, new orleans, NFL, pepsi, super bowl, youtube

BELICHICK DOG DEPRESSED

March 3, 2012 by Frank Lake

Trippy, the beloved dog of New England Patriot coach, Bill Belichick, is in a deep depression following the Super Bowl.

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Categories Headlines, Sports, TopStory Tags eli manning, giants, Gisele Bundchen, indianapolis, MVP, ny giants, Patriots, quarterback, super bowl, Tom Brady, Victor Cruz
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