WASHINGTON, DC – In an interview Monday, President Barack Obama restated his promise to create 600,000 new jobs by the end of summer.
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OBAMA’S CAIRO SPEECH REWARDED
CAIRO – Obama’s speech in Cairo was a raging success. King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia presented him with a special Keyboard Cat video as congratulations.
ED ANGER: OBAMA DECLARES IRAN-DEPENDENCE DAY!
I can’t believe it: Obama just invited a bunch of crazy foreigners to a Fourth of July party!
MICHELLE OBAMA TO PAINT WHITE HOUSE GREEN
WASHINGTON, DC – First Lady Michelle Obama is going ahead with plans to change the color of the White House for the first time in history – by painting it green!
OBAMA’S SECRET PLAN TO BAN VACATIONS
WASHINGTON, DC – President Barack Obama is going to try to cancel all American workers’ vacations for the summer!
ED ANGER SAYS: STOP SAYING SORRY, OBAMA!
I’m madder than a snake at a mongoose convention! The Teleprompter Kid just can’t stop saying sorry!
GEORGETOWN HIDES JESUS?
WASHINGTON, DC – Georgetown University has admitted to covering up symbols of Jesus Christ when President Barack Obama spoke there on Tuesday. Is that okay?
OBAMA’S PASSOVER SEDER DINNER
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama will host the first White House seder. Party organizers state, “Why is this night different from any other? ‘Cause it’s gonna be fierce!”
MICHELE BACHMANN ARMED AND DANGEROUS
WASHINGTON, DC – Rep. Michele Bachmann called for citizens to be “armed and dangerous” over one of President Obama’s proposals, and she has stepped up to the plate.
ED ANGER SAYS: TELEPROMPTER KID SHOULD STAY OFF TV
My rabbit ears are bent outta shape! Is Obama the President of the United States or the new American Idol? Cuz he spends more time going on television that he does running the country!