TOKYO – President Obama bowed to Japan’s Emperor Akihito, much to the dismay of America’s Republicans!
president obama
HEALTH CARE BILL PUSHED TO 2010
WASHINGTON, DC – The Health Care Bill may not be ready until 2010. President Obama has threatened to take away Senators’ winter vacation as a result.
ED ANGER SAYS: "NO MANDATING!"
I’m madder than a fat kid at the end of the buffet line when the rice pudding is all gone!
PRESIDENT OBAMA HEALTH CARE SPEECH
NEW YORK, NY – Last night in areas of Ohio, Indiana, Colorado, and Florida the President’s speech was interrupted by a newscast claiming aliens were attacking the United States.
OBAMA TO GIVE EVERY AMERICAN $10,000
WASHINGTON, DC – A government think tank has come up with a plan to put $10,000 cash in every family’s pocketbook…
OBAMA FIRST PITCH
ST. LOUIS, MO – President Obama threw out the first pitch at the 2009 All-Star Game. But a certain little mutant made off with the ball!
ED ANGER: "GOOD RIDDANCE, EVENING NEWS!"
I’m madder than Dan Rather with a busted microphone! Obama still hasn’t bought me a new TV, dammit.
AHMADINEJAD MISSES OBAMA’S SUPPORT
TEHRAN – While violence continues to rock Iran over election results, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad went into a funk after President Obama never returns his calls.