NEW YORK, NY – A former baseball great is seeking help from WWN’s best – will he help though?
PHD APE HIRED BY TEAM USA
TURKEY – Team USA has made a last minute addition to their “roster.”
KNICKS HIRE THOMAS, PASS ON PHD APE
NEW YORK, NY – The Knicks have made another questionable move – considering what they passed up!
PHD APE REACHES OUT TO ALLEN IVERSON
PHILADELPHIA, PA – One of the NBA’s all time great is slowly losing control of both his personal and professional career. PhD Ape has offered to help!
ROSIE O'DONNELL SPLIT
NEW YORK, NY – Rosie O’Donnell may split from her spouse of 5 years. world renowned therapist PhD Ape runs to the rescue.
JON AND KATE PLUS APE
WERNERSVILLE, PA – As the media attention grows surrounding allegations of infidelity, Jon and Kate Gosselin have asked for professional help from PhD Ape!
PhD APE GROUP THERAPY: LOHAN, BOYLE AND DOG
HAMPTONS, NY – The demands on his time proving to be too great this week for individual attention, PhD invited three of his clients to a group therapy session at his posh oceanside retreat.
PhD APE AND MADAM KRISTIN DAVIS
PHILADELPHIA, PA – As Madam Kristen Davis debates whether to publish her tell-all biography, she has turned to a longtime friend and alleged client for counsel: PhD Ape!
CHIMP ATTACK FAMILY SEEKS COUNSEL
STAMFORD, CT – Travis the chimp was shot dead after brutally attacking a human, and now his family is seeking comfort and advice from the world’s only PhD Ape.
OBAMA MAKES MISTAKE, TURNS TO APE
WASHINGTON, DC – With February off to a rocky start, President Obama called an old friend for some much needed support – PhD Ape!