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PhD APE AXES AXL'S PROBLEMS

November 24, 2008 by Carl Woodward

LOS ANGELES, CA – Following scathing reviews for his long overdue album Chinese Democracy, Axl Rose made a call to his former therapist.

Categories Celebs Tags axl rose, california, gnr, guns n roses, los angeles, phd ape, rolling stone, ted stevens, thanksgiving

PhD APE VISITS TED STEVENS

November 20, 2008 by Carl Woodward

WASHINGTON, DC – Phd Ape had more work to do after the Alaska Senate race finally ended yesterday.

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Categories TopStory Tags alaska, ape, phd ape, senator ted stevens, ted stevens, washington d.c.

PhD APE HELPS RIGHT WING PUNDITS

February 26, 2020November 18, 2008 by Carl Woodward

NEW YORK, NY – Leaving the side of Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman, PhD Ape begins preparations for a three-day seminar aimed at settling fears of the Right Wing radio and television personalities over the coming Obama Administration.

Categories Celebs, Politics Tags bill o'reilly, billo'reilly, joe lieberman, kleenex, new york, new york city, phd ape, rush limbaugh, sean hannity

PhD APE FLIES TO LIEBERMAN'S SIDE

November 12, 2008 by Carl Woodward

STAMFORD, CT – In the midst of helping John McCain grieve, PhD Ape took a red-eye flight Monday night to be with Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.

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Categories TopStory Tags barack obama, connecticut, harry reid, independent, joe lieberman, john mccain, phd ape, president bush, president elect, senate majority leader, stamford, texas, washington d.c.

PhD APE TO COUNSEL MCCAIN FOLLOWING HISTORIC LOSS

November 5, 2008 by Carl Woodward

PHOENIX, AZ – After losing the 2008 presidential election by nearly 200 electoral votes and nearly six percent of the popular vote, Senator John McCain is understandably in very low spirits.

Categories Celebs Tags al gore, arizona, guy ritchie, jfk airport, john mccain, johnmccain, mccain, phd ape, phoenix, politicians, presidential election, senate

PHD APE TO COUNSEL GUY RITCHIE

October 24, 2008 by Carl Woodward

LOS ANGELES, CA –Guy Ritchie has accepted PhD Ape’s council after the announcement of his divorce from Madonna.

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Categories Celebs Tags california, divorce, dr. phil, guy ritchie, guyritchie, los angeles, madonna, phd ape, psychologist
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