fort lauderdale Archives

MAUVE STINGERS!

June 2, 2011 by Frank Lake

MIAMI, FL – Killer jellyfish are attacking beachgoers in Florida. They’ve killed 7,167 people already!

February 25, 2011 by Carl Woodward

FORT LAUDERDALE, FL – After years of hiding out in Everglades National Park, Skunk Ape is having a coming out party.

August 24, 2010 by Frank Lake

PANAMA CITY, FL – Tiger Woods finalized his divorce , then bought this $30 million dollar bikini. Who’s the lucky girl?

December 18, 2008 by Carl Woodward

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL – During a short break from counseling Madoff investment victims, PhD Ape ran into a client begging for help – Elliot Spitzer!