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fort lauderdale

MAUVE STINGERS!

June 2, 2011 by Frank Lake

MIAMI, FL  –  Killer jellyfish are attacking beachgoers in Florida. They’ve killed 7,167 people already!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bites, florida, fort lauderdale, jellyfish, killer, miami

SKUNK APE

February 25, 2011 by Carl Woodward

FORT LAUDERDALE, FL – After years of hiding out in Everglades National Park, Skunk Ape is having a coming out party.

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags fort lauderdale, mutant, Mutants, skunk ape, Spring Break

TIGER WOODS BUYS $30 MILLION BIKINI

August 24, 2010 by Frank Lake

PANAMA CITY, FL – Tiger Woods finalized his divorce , then bought this $30 million dollar bikini.  Who’s the lucky girl?

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Categories Headlines, Sports, TopStory Tags charlie, elin nordegren, fort lauderdale, gloria allred, golfer, jamie grubbs, Japanese, Josyln James, Jupiter Island, miami, mistress, PGA, rachel uchitel, sexy golfer, Tiger Woods, tiger woods mistress, tiger woods mistresses

PhD APE BUMPS INTO SPITZER

December 18, 2008 by Carl Woodward

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL – During a short break from counseling Madoff investment victims, PhD Ape ran into a client begging for help – Elliot Spitzer!

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags bubby, democratic party, florida, fort lauderdale, hanukkah, madoff, madoff fraud, madoff victims, palm beach, palm beach country club, phd ape

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