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DOLPHIN INVENTS CORONAVIRUS VACCINE!

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Science from the Sea! For months, scientists have been scrambling to develop a vaccine for the novel coronavirus that has raged across the country and the planet. “We’ve been scrambling to develop a vaccine for the novel coronavirus,” said Dr. Joy Martin, a senior fellow at the National Institute for Virological Research, “that has raged … READ MORE

TRAINER WHO MARRIED A DOLPHIN IS PREGNANT!

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A MEDICAL MARVEL! TAMPA, FL – 28-year-old Susan Wright, a veteran dolphin trainer at Ocean Realm, who recently married the love of her life, Squeaky, announced to her friends and family that she is pregnant! Some family members celebrated by jumping into the aquarium with the happy couple, while other family members seemed to have … READ MORE

TRAINER MARRIES DOLPHIN

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They flipped for each other! TAMPA, FL – 28-year-old Susan Wright, a veteran dolphin trainer at Ocean Realm, recently requested two weeks off to go on her honeymoon. A discerning dater, Susan met her husband while working together at the world-famous marine park. “I’ve never been so happy,” said Wright. “I was always worried I’d … READ MORE