Senator Ted Kennedy passed away last night. Weekly World News has uncovered details about his upcoming funeral.
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ED ANGER SAYS: OFF WITH TED’S HEAD!
I’m pig biting mad about Teddy Kennedy getting knighted by the Queen! Can you believe it? Now we’ll have to call that bloated old fraud “Sir”! “Sir Slab of Lard,” maybe.
ED ANGER SAYS: THE KENNEDYS NEED TO SHUT UP!
I’m madder than Sirhan Sirhan at a parole hearing about all these damn Kennedys!