LONDON – Queen Elizabeth announced that Princess Kate Middleton is pregnant!
Carole Middleton
KATE MIDDLETON IS NOT A VIRGIN!
LONDON – The Royal Family made a big deal about Diana Spencer being a virgin, but they don’t mind that Kate Middleton is not a virgin.
PRINCE WILLIAM COLD FEET
LONDON – The Royal Wedding is off! Prince William officially called off his wedding to Kate Middleton. He’s just not ready.
ROYAL WEDDING CAKE
LONDON – Prince William and Kate Middleton have selected their wedding cake: a Dukan Diet cake with a unique cake topper!