Here’s a handy list of five things to keep on the lookout for at the Royal Wedding.
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HITLER HOUSE
PORT TENNANT SWANSEA, UK – An overly imaginative 20 something thinks that a house  looks like Hitler
BP DISCOVERS OIL AT STONEHENGE
COUNTY WILTSHIRE – Archaeologists working for BP have made a startling new find at Stonehenge – oil.
400-YEAR-OLD CAT FOUND
DEVON, UK – During some renovation work, a funeral director found quite a surprise behind the wall of his cottage.
GIANT SEA WORM CAUGHT
NEWQUAY, UK – A monstrous sea worm was captured by aquarium staff after terrorizing other marine life in its tank.
MINISTRY OF DEFENCE RELEASES UFO FILES
LONDON – Britain’s defence ministry has just released declassified UFO files to the general public.
CIGAR-SHAPED UFO SPOTTED
BURNHAM-ON-SEA, UK – Video has emerged of a strange object hovering in the sky above a sea-side campsite.