I’m madder than a hippie with a busted hookah!
I’m madder than a hippie in a bubble bath!
After years of telling us not to call people “retarded” any more, the Democrats are using the word!
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.
I’m madder than a hillbilly with a busted banjo string because Obama isn’t helping those poor folks in Kentucky!
PARIS – The Dead Sea Scrolls predicted that a Great Flood, like the one that destroyed Noah’s world, will sweep the Earth in 2009, drowning at least 2 billion people.
HOUSTON, TX – Billionaire energy mogul T. Boone Pickens has announced a revolutionary alien technology as the next step in the campaign for US energy independence.
These drawings were found left behind on Palin’s debate notes last night showing both her belief in what should be taught in schools but also her view on the natural evolution of woman.
Late last week, NASA received a desperate — and surprise — SOS from the planet Pluto. “They wanted us to send heat lamps immediately,” explained Communications Officer Sunny Cavalier. “They need them to combat global cooling.