I’m madder than a hippie in a bubble bath!
ED ANGER SAYS: "HEALTH CARE IS 'RETARDED'!"
After years of telling us not to call people “retarded” any more, the Democrats are using the word!
SOME OF THAT ANCIENT TIME RELIGION
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.
ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA HATES KENTUCKY!
I’m madder than a hillbilly with a busted banjo string because Obama isn’t helping those poor folks in Kentucky!
DEAD SEA SCROLLS PREDICT 2009 FLOOD
PARIS – The Dead Sea Scrolls predicted that a Great Flood, like the one that destroyed Noah’s world, will sweep the Earth in 2009, drowning at least 2 billion people.
PICKENS TEAMS WITH ALIEN ENERGY
HOUSTON, TX – Billionaire energy mogul T. Boone Pickens has announced a revolutionary alien technology as the next step in the campaign for US energy independence.
UPDATE: PALINTOLOGY REVEALED!
These drawings were found left behind on Palin’s debate notes last night showing both her belief in what should be taught in schools but also her view on the natural evolution of woman.
Global Cooling on Pluto?
Late last week, NASA received a desperate — and surprise — SOS from the planet Pluto. “They wanted us to send heat lamps immediately,” explained Communications Officer Sunny Cavalier. “They need them to combat global cooling.