PARIS – Authorities took the corpse of a woman out of one cemetery and buried it in another – because her screaming ghost was disturbing neighbors!
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VIRGIN GALACTIC TO FLY TO THE SUN
Richard Branson announced that Virgin Galactic is going to fly to sun!
JANET JACKSON MISSING!
The Jackson Family is spiraling out-of-control. After a bitter argument with her niece, Paris, Janet Jackson has gone missing!
OBAMA TO BUILD INTERCONTINENTAL RAILROAD
DENVER – President Obama plans to build an Intercontinental Railroad between New York and Paris.
BURKINI IN FRANCE
Finally Muslim women can enjoy public swimming while following Islamic law with the burkini!
DEAD SEA SCROLLS PREDICT 2009 FLOOD
PARIS – The Dead Sea Scrolls predicted that a Great Flood, like the one that destroyed Noah’s world, will sweep the Earth in 2009, drowning at least 2 billion people.