Archaeologists make a startling discovery! ROME, ITALY — Here’s a newsflash to all those underachievers who fall back on the old claim that ‘Rome wasn’t built in a day.’ “Turns out it was,” says Phoenix Institute archaeologist professor Rupert Valt. City workers found the proof in an old earthen jar. They were digging a sewer … READ MORE
GENERATION X REPORTS THE MOST PARANORMAL ACTIVITY! Washington, D.C – A new report from the FBI finds Generation X (those born between 1965 – 1980) were the most likely to report paranormal activity. This far exceeds their portion of the adult population. “For decades Baby Boomers have been our biggest reporting bloc,” says FBI researcher … READ MORE
Bat Boy Found in West Virginia Cave 30 Years Ago!! START YOUR DAY WITH BAT BOY COFFEE!! CELEBRATE NATIONAL BAT BOY DAY with some SNAZZY BAT BOY SOCKS!!
Americans Push to Make June 23rd National Bat Boy Day! Supporters Encouraged to Contact Elected Representativesto Voice Support for a National Bat Boy Day New York, NY – June 23, 2022 – Weekly World News (WWN) celebrates the 30thanniversary of its ground-breaking June 23, 1992 cover story “Bat Child Found In Cave.”WWN introduced the half-human, … READ MORE
Man Can Charge Phones In His Hand! Albert Andillo didn’t want his daughter Ana to have a smartphone. It was a battle that Andillo—like millions of other American parents—lost. “She’s fourteen now,” said Andillo. “When she was eleven, my wife and I told her that she wouldn’t even have a phone until she was fifteen. … READ MORE
NEW FINDINGS WILL SHOCK YOU! How fast do you think? Is it true that the smarter a person is, the harder he is to understand? Here are some of the answers science has discovered to these and other questions about intelligence. Q. How fast do you think? A. Most people think at the rate of … READ MORE
WASHINGTON — Raging wildfires erupted on the moon last week in a phenomenon that researchers say can’t possibly explain how fires can burn and spread without oxygen in the icy vastness of space. Some bible scholars and clergymen are saying that the situation is important proof that the end of the world is near. Other … READ MORE
NASA has just detected a swarm of 16 asteroids hurtling towards Earth this week. After investigating the swarm, NASA has announced that God was throwing asteroids at Earth. They did not know what the reason was for God’s actions, but they are confident it was him (or her). These asteroids will start slamming into Earth … READ MORE
On New Ramones Album, Even Death Can’t Slow Them Down! Ramones, Rocket From Russia (Lobotomy Records, 2022) To say that no one would have expected this is an understatement. Rocket From Russia (the title, of course, balances out the band’s classic 1977 album Rocket to Russia) is not only the first Ramones album since Adios Amigos in 1995, but the … READ MORE
BIDEN TO MEXICO: DEVALUE PESO TO PRESERVE CINCO DE MAYO! Washington, D.C. – The Bureau of Labor Statistics sent out another warning today, due to inflation. National Marijuana Day has been rescheduled. It will now be April 30th. “Supply chain issues, expanded money supply, and the lagging effect of COVID-19 has forced us to make … READ MORE