New wave flight of fancy suddenly turns true Astronomers working at the Wescott Observatory in Coconino County, Arizona, were recently tracking a series of meteors. “It was cloudy with a chance of meteors,” said Jack Hawkins, Wescott’s publicity officer. “Get it? It’s a play on ‘Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.’” During the routine exercise, … READ MORE
Millions of birds are attacking a small Kentucky city – destroying buildings, parks and injuring thousands of citizens.
St. Peter, who is also known as the first Pope, was distracted as he was watching the latest St. Peter’s University NCAA basketball game. His job of course is to guard the Pearly Gates. “While he was on his phone watching the game, I saw evil cult leader Charles Manson walk right into heaven,” said … READ MORE
Actors spend days, weeks, and even months taking on new roles—studying the people they are playing, learning how to imitate their mannerisms, tones, and posture, trying to bring the characters to the big or small screen. The results can be spectacular. But they can also be scary. And for one actress, they can be permanent. … READ MORE
New company pleasing no one—and that’s the point! The sign over the unassuming storefront on the outskirts of Miami reads “Double Jeopardy,” in a font that looks familiar. Yes, it’s the same as Four Seasons Total Landscaping, and it’s on purpose. Bart Marcolo, the owner of the business, has an eye for satire. “I was … READ MORE
SENDS SHOCKWAVES THROUGH WALL STREET! Weekly World News reports shocking findings from Ph.D. Ape. Among his many talents, he is also a noted economic theorist and has been studying the physics of entrepreneurial egos for decades. Ph.D. Ape’s research has confirmed that egos do indeed have mass and through a range of external metrics, such … READ MORE
JUST LIKE HIS GRANDPA! TURIN, ITALY Marco Laurello is carrying on a proud tradition in show business that his grandfather started 60 years ago: He’s the man with the revolving head! Like his grandfather, Marco can twist his head 180 degrees in either direction — and that’s a mind-boggling 360 degrees. “My grandfather Angelo Laurello … READ MORE
ALIEN’S SHOCKING REVELATION ROCKS THE CAPIToL WASHINGTON, D.C. – P’Lod, a space alien, who stunned the world by revealing that five U.S. Senators were extraterrestrials in 2019 dropped another bombshell. He spoke to reporters after he met with President Trump in the White House just days ago. He named 8 senators who hail from Planet … READ MORE
NOSTRADAMUS’ KID BROTHER SIZES UP 2022. As we slog into the third month of 2022, it’s becoming obvious that this year is going to be screwier than last year. Marching into 2022 has been like getting an unexpected hug from a wet, fetid orangutan that slathers you with kisses. And it really has to crap. … READ MORE
