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GOD THROWING ASTEROIDS AT EARTH

May 4, 2022May 4, 2022 by Frank Lake

NASA has just detected a swarm of 16 asteroids hurtling towards Earth this week. After investigating the swarm, NASA has announced that God was throwing asteroids at Earth. They did … READ MORE

CICADAS WILL OVERRUN D.C.!

May 2, 2021April 9, 2021 by Dr. Magnus Bell

LOBBYISTS CRY FOUL! In a once in a 17-year event, Cicadas will emerge from their underground nests across the nation. Thisincludes the District of Columbia. Lobbyists are panicking. “This could … READ MORE

BELTWAY UFO

June 14, 2012 by Frank Lake

People in the D.C. are hiding in their apartments and homes – frightened by the Beltway UFO!