Omaha – The nation’s largest union for train robbers announced that they would not cross the picket lines in support of railroad workers currently on strike against the nation’s largest … READ MORE
GENERATION X REPORTS THE MOST PARANORMAL ACTIVITY! Washington, D.C – A new report from the FBI finds Generation X (those born between 1965 – 1980) were the most likely to … READ MORE
BIDEN TO MEXICO: DEVALUE PESO TO PRESERVE CINCO DE MAYO! Washington, D.C. – The Bureau of Labor Statistics sent out another warning today, due to inflation. National Marijuana Day has … READ MORE
“They’re tragically delicious!” experts say Dublin – University College Dublin issued a stark warning about the decline in Leprechaun populations. The source of the decline is the poaching of the … READ MORE
Governor: “From the Wright Brothers To P’Lod, Ohio is First in Flight!” Ohio’s new economic ad campaign “Ohio is for Leaders” has achieved universal acclaim. It has brought aliens to … READ MORE