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Professors Warn: Cuts in Funding and Tenure Cause Havoc! Ancient Evils REMAIN A SECRET! Recent labor strife at colleges and universities has unmasked long-term issues in academia,. From low wages, … READ MORE
Joe Saddler
Train Robbers Back Railroad Strikers, Refuse to Cross Picket Line!
Omaha – The nation’s largest union for train robbers announced that they would not cross the picket lines in support of railroad workers currently on strike against the nation’s largest … READ MORE
GENERATION X-FILES?
GENERATION X REPORTS THE MOST PARANORMAL ACTIVITY! Washington, D.C – A new report from the FBI finds Generation X (those born between 1965 – 1980) were the most likely to … READ MORE
INFLATION MOVES 4/20 to 4/30
BIDEN TO MEXICO: DEVALUE PESO TO PRESERVE CINCO DE MAYO! Washington, D.C. – The Bureau of Labor Statistics sent out another warning today, due to inflation. National Marijuana Day has … READ MORE
LEPRECHAUN POPULATION PLUMMETS DUE TO LUCKY CHARM POACHING!
“They’re tragically delicious!” experts say Dublin – University College Dublin issued a stark warning about the decline in Leprechaun populations. The source of the decline is the poaching of the … READ MORE
“OHIO IS FOR LEADERS” CAMPAIGN BRINGS ALIENS TO BUCKEYE STATE!
Governor: “From the Wright Brothers To P’Lod, Ohio is First in Flight!” Ohio’s new economic ad campaign “Ohio is for Leaders” has achieved universal acclaim. It has brought aliens to … READ MORE