Drums Attack!
“We were just getting into my solo on ‘Devil’s Catheter,’ ” said the shaken percussionist, “when the hi-hat cymbals snapped shut on my hand.”
“We were just getting into my solo on ‘Devil’s Catheter,’ ” said the shaken percussionist, “when the hi-hat cymbals snapped shut on my hand.”
Jehovah’s Witnesses will start toting bullhorns to ensure their message is heard!
A 54-year-old waitress says a space alien ate two washer loads of clothes right off her line!
A stunning clue in the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been found in a remote desert on the other side of the world.
“They must have been strong aliens because that Bigfoot must have weighed at least 500 pounds,” said Jeffrey Antis.
People looking to escape the hassle of most bars and clubs in the city had better think twice before heading out to The Treehouse this weekend.
The discovery of a bizarre half-human, half-alligator in the Florida Everglades has flabbergasted scientists.
Faced with dying customers, restrictive laws, and lawsuits from smokers who get sick from using their product, cigarette companies have been on a desperate search for a new customer base. Now they believe they’ve found it.