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JUSTIN BIEBER’S MONKEY MURDERED

April 2, 2013 by Tap Vann

Justin Bieber’s monkey was murdered in Germany. Drake Bell is a suspect.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags germany, justin bieber, london, los angeles, monkey

MONKEY MAN RUNNING

April 19, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

A 29-year-old Tokyo man,  Kenichi Ito, has gone bananas. He’s the fastest monkey runner in the world.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags japan, monkey, tokyo

BAT BOY TAKES ON HEIDI KLUM!

October 28, 2011 by Frank Lake

LAS VEGAS – Bat Boy has filed a lawsuit in order to stop Heidi Klum from wearing her Bat Boy costume for Halloween.

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, bat boy the musical, halloween, halloween costume, heidi klum, monkey, project runway, seal, tim gunn

ALIEN MONKEY

July 23, 2011 by Frank Lake

GEZHAI, CHINA – An alien monkey has taken control of a small village in China.

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, alien invasion, Aliens, cucumbers, Henan, John Malley, monkey, seti, ufos

CHIMP ATTACK FAMILY SEEKS COUNSEL

February 17, 2009 by Dallas Commagreens

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STAMFORD, CT – Travis the chimp was shot dead after brutally attacking a human, and now his family is seeking comfort and advice from the world’s only PhD Ape.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags ape, chimp attack, chimp killed, chimp shot, chimpanzee, chimpanzee attack, connecticut, monkey, phd ape, stamford, stamford chimp, travis chimpanzee, travis the chimp

Monkey-Angelo Artistic Genius Uncovered

September 5, 2008 by Maleeka Spriggs

ROME, Italy — Following the announcement of the discovery of the Gnome of St. Peter, the Vatican has recently uncovered a trove of unknown Renaissance sculptures deep within the vaults of St. Symian’s Cathedral.

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Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags history, international, italy, monkey, monkeys, moses, pope, rome, sculpture, vatican

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