Jehovah's Witnesses Go to New Extremes
Jehovah’s Witnesses will start toting bullhorns to ensure their message is heard!
Mutants
An E.T. Gobbled my Laundry
A 54-year-old waitress says a space alien ate two washer loads of clothes right off her line!
Wreckage of Bermuda Triangle in Gobi Desert
A stunning clue in the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been found in a remote desert on the other side of the world.
Aliens Attempted to Abduct a Bigfoot!
“They must have been strong aliens because that Bigfoot must have weighed at least 500 pounds,” said Jeffrey Antis.
Bar in Woods has Lumberjack Bouncers
People looking to escape the hassle of most bars and clubs in the city had better think twice before heading out to The Treehouse this weekend.
Manigator Found!
The discovery of a bizarre half-human, half-alligator in the Florida Everglades has flabbergasted scientists.
Smoking Puppies!
Faced with dying customers, restrictive laws, and lawsuits from smokers who get sick from using their product, cigarette companies have been on a desperate search for a new customer base. Now they believe they’ve found it.
Bigfoot Duck Hunting!
Brothers Luke and Rob Wiley were sitting by Sumter Lake early one morning, preparing their duck decoys, when they heard loud footsteps in the woods behind them. “We assumed it was another hunter,” said Rob.
Top Secret Navy Whale Sniffs Out Enemy Mines!
Fresh baked bread from your favorite bakery, a warm apple pie on the windowsill…underwater enemy attacks?