NFL officials confirmed this morning that the blackout at Superbowl XLVII was caused by — Joe Biden!
LEWISVILLE, TX – Stand-up comedian, Gallagher, suffered a heart attack in a Texas club where he was scheduled to perform.
SAN FRANCISCO – Stand-up comedian, Gallagher, badly injured himself today in a performance at the Last Day Saloon when he mistook his own head for a watermelon.
SAN FRANCISCO – The Animal Control and Welfare Commission has banned the sale of goldfish.
SAN FRANCISCO – A headband designed by EmSense, is being used by the U.S. government to record brainwaves as citizens watch TV.
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SAN FRANCISCO – After a judge overturned California’s same-sex marriage ban, he ordered all gays married “by next year.”
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed a financing bill in an unorthodox manner.
