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SUPER BOWL BLACKOUT – JOE BIDEN DID IT!

February 4, 2013 by Tap Vann

NFL officials confirmed this morning that the blackout at Superbowl XLVII was caused by — Joe Biden!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Baltimore Ravens, cbs, conspiracy, Jacoby Jones, joe biden, Louisiana Superdome, Ravens, ray lewis, san francisco, San Francisco 49ers, Super Bowl XLVII

PROP COMIC SUFFERS HEART ATTACK

March 15, 2012 by Frank Lake

LEWISVILLE, TX –  Stand-up comedian, Gallagher,  suffered a heart attack in a Texas club where he was scheduled to perform.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Gallagher, heart attack, Leno, Marc Maron, prop comic, san francisco, seinfeld, Sledge-O-Matic, smashing watermelons, watermelons

PROP COMIC SUFFERS GRIEVOUS WOUND

October 14, 2011 by Frank Lake

SAN FRANCISCO –  Stand-up comedian, Gallagher, badly injured himself  today in a performance at the Last Day Saloon when he mistook his own head for a watermelon.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Gallagher, heart attack, Leno, Marc Maron, prop comic, san francisco, seinfeld, Sledge-O-Matic, smashing watermelons, watermelons

SAN FRANCISCO BANS GOLDFISH

June 15, 2021June 17, 2011 by Tap Vann

SAN FRANCISCO – The Animal Control and Welfare Commission has banned the sale of goldfish.

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Categories Animals, Headlines, TopStory Tags fish, san francisco

WORLD'S COOLEST GARAGE DOOR

April 23, 2011 by Tap Vann

There’s a magical garage door in the Upper Haight of San Francisco!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags cool, san francisco

THEY'RE TRACKING YOUR BRAINWAVES!

April 17, 2011 by Tap Vann

SAN FRANCISCO  – A headband designed by EmSense, is being used by the U.S. government to record brainwaves as citizens watch TV.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags brains, obama, san francisco, sarah palin, television, WWN TV

SAN FRANCISCO BANS CIRCUMCISION

March 4, 2011 by Frank Lake

SAN FRANCISCO –  The City Council of San Francisco voted yesterday to outlaw circumcision.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bans, bans circumcision, circumcision, HIV, san francisco

IT'S GET NAKED DAY!

September 29, 2010 by Frank Lake

SAN FRANCISCO – Today, September 29th, is officially “Get Naked Day.”  So let it all out!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags nude, san francisco

JUDGE ORDERS ALL GAYS TO BE MARRIED

August 5, 2010 by Frank Lake

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SAN FRANCISCO –  After a judge overturned California’s same-sex marriage ban, he ordered all gays married “by next year.”

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags california, gay rights, gays, legalize pot, lesbians, marriage license, prop 8, san francisco

SCHWARZENEGGER VETO LETTER

October 28, 2009 by Hideaki Tailor

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed a financing bill in an unorthodox manner.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags arnold schwarzenegger, governor arnold schwarzenegger, governor schwarzenegger, san francisco, schwarzenegger
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