A mother ship resembling a giant football, a whirling coin-shaped disk that flashes across the sky, and a diamond-shaped craft with a brilliant, mirror-like surface—all of these have been reported.
Aliens
EARTH IS A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD
MILKY WAY – Residents of the upscale Alpha Centauri district are petitioning the local government to enforce harsh restrictions on travel to and from Earth.
FIDEL CASTRO MEETS THE ALIEN
HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.Â
MYGAR’S TOP TEN TRAVEL SPOTS
Greetings Sentients! Once again this is your most humble host and educator of all things epicurean MYGAR.Â
GOOGLE STREET VIEW SHOWS UFOS
LONDON – A fleet of nine flying objects has been spotted on Google’s Street View in East London. Are aliens revealing themselves to the public?
MINISTRY OF DEFENCE RELEASES UFO FILES
LONDON – Britain’s defence ministry has just released declassified UFO files to the general public.
MAYAN PANELS SHOW UFO
GUATEMALA – Archaeologists have unearthed large carved panels in the jungles of northern Guatemala, that seem to depict two beings surrounding a UFO!
CHARLES GRASSLEY CONFRONTS AIG EXECS
NEW YORK, NY – AIG executives are leaving the planet to avoid paying back bonuses, but Charles Grassley won’t let that stop him from getting justice.
MARS FACE FOUND UNDER POLAR ICE CAP
FRANKFURT – German and American scientists have found a stone face under polar ice that’s identical to the stone face on Mars!