ROME – An Italian researcher recorded footage of the asteroid 2009 DD 45 that recently passed by, and discovered a UFO near it!
Aliens
PUMA PUNKU
Puma Punku is a set of ruins in Bolivia, not well known outside of archaeologist and UFOlogist circles. Why have these stones attracted two seemingly opposite groups?
ASTEROID MISSES EARTH
SYDNEY – A 200-foot wide asteroid whizzed by Earth yesterday, narrowly missing us by 40,000 miles. But now a pair of aliens are coming forward to take the blame!
ELONGATED SKULLS DISCOVERED
OMSK, RUSSIA – Archaeologists have found a set of elongated skulls buried in Siberia. But this is not the first time these odd relics have been found.
PRO-OBAMA MCCAIN A POD PERSON
WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking move, John McCain supported President Obama’s Iraq troop withdrawal plan, confirming recent allegations – McCain is an alien pod person!
LARGEST STINGRAY EVER CAUGHT
BANGKOK – The largest stingray ever caught was recorded and released back into the wild. But was it of this earth?
COMET LULIN APPROACHES
BERKELEY, CA – A super-intelligent race of intergalactic tennis aficionados is lobbing an easy one at planet Earth to determine who gets first serve.
OBAMA CLOSES BANKING LOOPHOLE
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama announced today his next move in his crusade to get the economy back on track – end off-world banking!
CIGAR-SHAPED UFO SPOTTED
BURNHAM-ON-SEA, UK – Video has emerged of a strange object hovering in the sky above a sea-side campsite.
TEXAS FIREBALL SPOTTED
DALLAS, TX – A large fireball was spotted by hundreds of citizens Sunday morning, but local authorities have found no evidence to explain what it was.