TRIPOLI – Colonel Gaddafi released a new message to the world today.
Month: August 2011
ALIENS SPOTTED IN KLEENSPEED CARS
SAN FRANCISCO – Aliens were seen driving the electric cars at a NASA base. The aliens seemed to approve of the design and speed of the cars.
SELENA GOMEZ AND JUSTIN BIEBER – NUDE!!
DALLAS – Sculptor Daniel Edwards has created a bronze statue of a nude Selena Gomez and her ex-boyfriend, Justin Bieber.
KIM KARDASHIAN GOT MARRIED!
WASHINGTON, DC – Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries tied the knot tonight at The White House!
PETA TO PRODUCE PORN VIDEOS
PETA, the animal rights group, will be producing XXX porn videos – so they can reach more people.
DOLPHIN WITH ARMS – PREPARES FOR BATTLE
TOKYO — Ginzo, the dolphin with human arms, is leading a dolphin fight against Japanese fishermen.
BIDEN TO CHINESE: "TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!"
BEIJING – VP Joe Biden visited The Great Wall today and told the Chinese that The Great Wall “must come down.”
CHRISTINE O'DONNELL CASTS A SPELL ON PIERS MORGAN
LOS ANGELES – Christine O’Donnell, walked on on her interview on Piers Morgan Tonight – then went home, boiled some newt and put a spell on Piers!