August 2011

MESSAGE FROM COLONEL GADDAFI

August 21, 2011 by Frank Lake

TRIPOLI – Colonel Gaddafi released a new message to the world today.

August 21, 2011 by Frank Lake

SAN FRANCISCO – Aliens were seen driving the electric cars at a NASA base. The aliens seemed to approve of the design and speed of the cars.

August 21, 2011 by Foxington Delaware

NEW PALTZ, NY – Watch Stephen Colbert’s head get launched into space!

August 21, 2011 by Frank Lake

DALLAS – Sculptor Daniel Edwards has created a bronze statue of a nude Selena Gomez and her ex-boyfriend, Justin Bieber.

August 20, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries tied the knot tonight at The White House!

October 13, 2021August 20, 2011 by Frank Lake

PETA, the animal rights group, will be producing XXX porn videos – so they can reach more people.

September 14, 2022August 20, 2011 by Frank Lake

TOKYO — Ginzo, the dolphin with human arms, is leading a dolphin fight against Japanese fishermen.

August 19, 2011 by Frank Lake

DALLAS – According to sources close to the Texas governor – Rick Perry fakes his twang.

August 18, 2011 by Frank Lake

BEIJING – VP Joe Biden visited The Great Wall today and told the Chinese that The Great Wall “must come down.”

June 22, 2021August 18, 2011 by Frank Lake

LOS ANGELES – Christine O’Donnell, walked on on her interview on Piers Morgan Tonight – then went home, boiled some newt and put a spell on Piers!