WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation: the world will end on August 2nd!

SEOUL – South Korean scientists said they have created a glowing dog.

MIAMI, FL – Rising high school star, Baby Slice, son of UFC star,Kimbo Slice, wants to play football at Notre Dame.

CAMBRIDGE – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!

Ohlook Performing Arts Center will be putting on a show to remember!

ARIZONA – The Mexican Army has made an aggressive incursion into the United States.

NEW ZEALAND – The Swamp Monster is threatening to derail a project to improve the New Zealand city’s traffic gridlock.

Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the Happy Meal.

Scientists were startled to discover that human brains, for some unknown reason, are shrinking!

George Soros made a stunning announcement: he is leaving the Democrat Party and joining the GOP!