WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation: the world will end on August 2nd!
Month: July 2011
BABY SLICE WANTS TO PLAY FOR NOTRE DAME
MIAMI, FL – Rising high school star, Baby Slice, son of UFC star,Kimbo Slice, wants to play football at Notre Dame.
THE SWAMP MONSTER ATTACKS
NEW ZEALAND – The Swamp Monster is threatening to derail a project to improve the New Zealand city’s traffic gridlock.
MCDONALD'S ADDS PROZAC TO HAPPY MEALS
Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the Happy Meal.
HUMAN BRAINS SHRINKING AT ALARMING RATE
Scientists were startled to discover that human brains, for some unknown reason, are shrinking!
GEORGE SOROS JOINS REPUBLICAN PARTY
George Soros made a stunning announcement: he is leaving the Democrat Party and joining the GOP!









