SAVANNAH, GA – Zombie experts from across the world are predicting an uprising of Zombies in May of next year.
Scientists were startled to discover that human brains, for some unknown reason, are shrinking!
PITTSBURGH – Artificial brains are now a reality – and they are for sale!
SAN FRANCISCO – A headband designed by EmSense, is being used by the U.S. government to record brainwaves as citizens watch TV.
NEW YORK – Zombies attacked New York last night. They came from Brooklyn!