SAVANNAH, GA – Zombie experts from across the world are predicting an uprising of Zombies in May of next year.
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HUMAN BRAINS SHRINKING AT ALARMING RATE
Scientists were startled to discover that human brains, for some unknown reason, are shrinking!
ARTIFICIAL BRAINS FOR SALE
PITTSBURGH – Artificial brains are now a reality – and they are for sale!
THEY'RE TRACKING YOUR BRAINWAVES!
SAN FRANCISCO – A headband designed by EmSense, is being used by the U.S. government to record brainwaves as citizens watch TV.
ZOMBIES ATTACK NEW YORK
NEW YORK – Zombies attacked New York last night. They came from Brooklyn!