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Monthly Archives: February 2009
Be prepared for anything the economy throws at you with these handy tips.
LONDON – Gwyneth Paltrow is responding to attacks on her website GOOP. Critics claim the site is self-indulgent and out of touch with common people’s needs.
I’m pig biting mad about all the crazy news this week! I’m sick of that crazy baby machine lady with the big lips. I’m sick of movie stars talking about how brave they are for making a movie about some pansy thirty years after he died.
WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking move, John McCain supported President Obama’s Iraq troop withdrawal plan, confirming recent allegations – McCain is an alien pod person!
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Australia, the Great Desert, burns!
WASHINGTON, DC – Bernanke finally admits how he predicted the end of the recession: Astrology!
WASHINGTON, DC – The economic recovery plan put forward by the Obama administration includes an initiative to employ as many as five hundred psychics.
BANGKOK – The largest stingray ever caught was recorded and released back into the wild. But was it of this earth?
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Long running Internet rumors have been confirmed as the wife of San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom’s acting debut hits shelves this week, featuring a steamy love scene “with a twist”: a supernatural threesome!