FAA ALLOWS SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION

GWYNETH PALTROW SUPPORTS DECISION! DENVER, CO – The FAA shocked travelers worldwide this morning when announcing new guidelines that allow Spontaneous Human Combustion (SHC) on all domestic and international flights. While the FAA’s new guidelines do discourage SHC, they fall short of prohibiting the practice.  Daniel Elwell, Deputy Administrator for the FAA told reporters this … READ MORE