Your troubles may not be your problems after all – they are the miseries of a dead soul who has possessed you!
OPRAH ADOPTS LINDSAY LOHAN
Oprah reportedly announced on her network that she has adopted Lindsay Lohan!
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LINDSAY LOHAN JOINS CAST OF BUCKWILD
Lindsay Lohan has signed on to join the reality cast of MTV’s new series – Buckwild!
LINDSAY LOHAN SENTENCED TO LIFE
LOS ANGELES – The judge threw the book at Lindsay Lohan today, sentencing her to life in prison.
LINDSAY LOHAN POSES FOR PLAYBOY
HOLLYWOOD – Lindsay Lohan posed for her photo spread in Playboy and reportedly was paid $2.5 million.
LINDSAY LOHAN SENTENCED TO MORGUE
LOS ANGELES – At her probation hearing today, Lindsay Lohan was ordered to be held in a morgue for ninety days.
LINDSAY LOHAN SHOOTING UP
HOLLYWOOD – Pictures have surfaced of Lindsay Lohan injecting herself with a syringe!
MANIGATOR SETS HIS SIGHTS ON LOHAN
Although reported to be dating the recently single Paris Hilton, it appears that Manigator has set his reptilian sights on the newest rumored single lady: Lindsay Lohan.