Your troubles may not be your problems after all – they are the miseries of a dead soul who has possessed you!
LOS ANGELES – The judge threw the book at Lindsay Lohan today, sentencing her to life in prison.
HOLLYWOOD – Lindsay Lohan posed for her photo spread in Playboy and reportedly was paid $2.5 million.
LOS ANGELES – At her probation hearing today, Lindsay Lohan was ordered to be held in a morgue for ninety days.
HOLLYWOOD – Pictures have surfaced of Lindsay Lohan injecting herself with a syringe!
Although reported to be dating the recently single Paris Hilton, it appears that Manigator has set his reptilian sights on the newest rumored single lady: Lindsay Lohan.