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AN INCEL’S GUIDE TO DATING PUBLISHED!

October 6, 2021 by Brick Rivers

CRITICS AGREE: “WTF?” For those of you who haven’t noticed, there are a lot of surreal movements lurking under the surface of The American Dream. One of them is the … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines Tags advice, incel

ARE YOU DATING A WITCH?

June 22, 2021June 15, 2021 by Brick Rivers

PROFESSOR SAYS THAT THERE ARE MORE HUMAN-WITCH COUPLES THAN YOU’D THINK. Professor Julio Chinchilla, holds up a copy of his new book, “That Voodoo That You Do To Me,” and … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags advice, dating, witches

DEAR DOTTI

June 30, 2020June 30, 2020 by Dotti Primrose

AMERICA’S MOST OUTSPOKEN ADVICE COLUMNIST! I’m back! I got tired of sitting around looking at my cats and watching the world go to hell. I figured I’d get back to … READ MORE

Categories Advice Tags advice, advice columnist, dear dotti

MEET SUSIE – SEX ROBOT ADVICE COLUMNIST

June 14, 2021January 7, 2020 by Susie The Sex Robot

THE WORLD’S FIRST! Hi! I’m Susie, the world’s best .. well, to be fair (and who is?), the world’s only … sex doll advice columnist. I’m beautiful, off-the-charts sexy, would … READ MORE

Categories Animals, Headlines, Opinion Tags advice, robot, Sex, Sex Robot
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