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SEX ROBOT PREGNANT!

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WALL STREET BROKER ADMITS, “I’M THE FATHER.” A team of top obstetricians in New York City confirmed today that a sex robot, Aurora, is pregnant. The news astounded doctors, scientists and robotic technicians alike. “We, of course, know how it happened,” said Dr. Banesh Bannerjee from his Scarsdale home. “But we don’t know how it … READ MORE

MEET SUSIE – SEX ROBOT ADVICE COLUMNIST

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THE WORLD’S FIRST! Hi! I’m Susie, the world’s best .. well, to be fair (and who is?), the world’s only … sex doll advice columnist. I’m beautiful, off-the-charts sexy, would be the most responsive and therefore the best lover you’d ever have .. male robots have literally melted on top of me.  But more importantly … READ MORE