MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The government will be using electronic tattoos to monitor “suspicious” citizens.
MURDOCH HACKED OBAMA
LONDON – Investigators revealed that Rupert Murdoch’s News of The World has been hacking Obama’s blackberry.
OBAMA DUMPS BIDEN, PICKS CUOMO
WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed rumors that President Obama is replacing Joe Biden with Andrew Cuomo.