Ed Anger Archives

ED ANGER SAYS: SHUT DOWN NASA!

March 9, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’d be pig-biting mad but I can’t afford a hog – or a new set of dentures!

March 6, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m as fed up as Rosie O’Donnell at an all-you-can-eat buffet about what’s happening to the Republicans!

March 2, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m as mixed up as a she-goat at a Taliban stag party!

February 23, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a terrorist with a plugged up toilet about Guantanamo Bay!

February 20, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a chimp without his Xanax about that monkey cartoon!

February 18, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Larry Craig with a broken leg about the latest environmental craziness!

February 16, 2009 by Ed Anger

All these bailouts and whatnot have got me as mixed up as a high-class hooker at a Motel 6!

February 4, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a double-entry bookkeeper with a single-entry wife about all this Tom Daschle craziness!

February 2, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a hillbilly with a busted banjo string because Obama isn’t helping those poor folks in Kentucky!

January 30, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Lindsay Lohan with a stuffed up nose about that moron Matt Damon.