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ANTI-CHRISTMAS CULT BUSTED IN BUFFALO!

December 23, 2022 by Brick Rivers

“SANTA’S CRUEL AND MEAN,” DECLARES ONE ANTI-TINSEL TERRORIST! It’s twenty-one degrees outside the cab of this BearCat SWAT vehicle. The wind shrieks and the waves of rain pummeling the cab … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags Anti-Christmas, Bunnies, christmas, SWAT

CHRISTMAS TREE FOUND ON MARS!

December 21, 2021December 21, 2021 by Frank Lake

NASA has released a photo taken by its Curiosity rover that shows a mysterious unexplained Christmas Tree on Mars. The rover’s “navcam” (which acts as an eye) transmitted the raw black-and-white … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags Aliens, christmas, christmas tree, mars

GREG GUTFELD IS AN ELF!

October 28, 2021October 25, 2021 by Joe Bigeye

HE CLAIMS HE WILL SAVE CHRISTMAS! He’s leaving his new hit show GUTFELD! in the next two weeks, so he can make toys for Christmas!   For years there have … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags christmas, Elf, Greg Gutfeld

BAT BOY GOES CAROLING!

June 14, 2021December 24, 2020 by Frank Lake

SINGING HIS HEART OUT FOR EVERYONE IN THE WWN UNIVERSE! Bat Boy, who is still getting over his loss in the 2020 election, was back in West Virginia today. He … READ MORE

Categories Mutants Tags Bat Boy, christmas

SANTA SAVES CHRISTMAS?

December 26, 2019 by Kitty Katzen

A statewide manhunt is underway this morning in Washington for Santa Claus. He escaped from the Betty Ford Clinic late yesterday afternoon. Santa was being watched round-the-clock, ut somehow managed … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags christmas, drunk, rehab, reindeer

JESUS FINDS FACE OF CHER ON HIS TOAST!

December 23, 2019 by Brick Rivers

A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! Jesus H. Christ, Son of God and The Savior of Mankind, was amazed, last week, to find the face of rock songstress Cher in his slice of … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags cher, christmas, jesus, Toast

BABY BORN WITH ANTLERS

June 22, 2021December 22, 2019 by Frank Lake

A woman has given birth to an amazing Reindeer Boy who sports a pair of antlers! The cuddly infant, appropriately named Rudolph is now seven months old. Despite a prominent … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags babies, baby, christmas

SANTA CLAUS CHECKS INTO REHAB!

December 4, 2019 by Kitty Katzen

Is it Curtains for Christmas? RANCHO MIRAGE, CA – There was a media circus here today as Santa Claus checked himself into the Betty Ford Clinic.  Santa opted to enter … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags christmas, rehab, santa claus

BAT BOY SAVED THE WORLD!

December 23, 2012 by Frank Lake

WWN can confirm that the Mayan apocalypse was stopped by Bat Boy, who risked his own life to save Earth!

Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags bat, Bat Boy, bat boy lives, bats, christmas, December 21, end of the world, Going Mutant, half-human, Maya calendar, Mayan Apocalypse, Mayans, mutant, Mutants, weekly world news

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

December 18, 2022December 25, 2011 by Frank Lake

Thank you readers and commenters. Jingle all day!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags christmas, christmas eve, frosty the snowman, jolly, Merry Christmas, santa claus, The Christmas Song
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