ANTI-CHRISTMAS CULT BUSTED IN BUFFALO!
“SANTA’S CRUEL AND MEAN,” DECLARES ONE ANTI-TINSEL TERRORIST! It’s twenty-one degrees outside the cab of this BearCat SWAT vehicle. The wind shrieks and the waves of rain pummeling the cab … READ MORE
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CHRISTMAS TREE FOUND ON MARS!
NASA has released a photo taken by its Curiosity rover that shows a mysterious unexplained Christmas Tree on Mars. The rover’s “navcam” (which acts as an eye) transmitted the raw black-and-white … READ MORE
GREG GUTFELD IS AN ELF!
HE CLAIMS HE WILL SAVE CHRISTMAS! He’s leaving his new hit show GUTFELD! in the next two weeks, so he can make toys for Christmas! For years there have … READ MORE
BAT BOY GOES CAROLING!
SINGING HIS HEART OUT FOR EVERYONE IN THE WWN UNIVERSE! Bat Boy, who is still getting over his loss in the 2020 election, was back in West Virginia today. He … READ MORE
SANTA SAVES CHRISTMAS?
A statewide manhunt is underway this morning in Washington for Santa Claus. He escaped from the Betty Ford Clinic late yesterday afternoon. Santa was being watched round-the-clock, ut somehow managed … READ MORE
JESUS FINDS FACE OF CHER ON HIS TOAST!
A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! Jesus H. Christ, Son of God and The Savior of Mankind, was amazed, last week, to find the face of rock songstress Cher in his slice of … READ MORE
BABY BORN WITH ANTLERS
A woman has given birth to an amazing Reindeer Boy who sports a pair of antlers! The cuddly infant, appropriately named Rudolph is now seven months old. Despite a prominent … READ MORE
SANTA CLAUS CHECKS INTO REHAB!
Is it Curtains for Christmas? RANCHO MIRAGE, CA – There was a media circus here today as Santa Claus checked himself into the Betty Ford Clinic. Santa opted to enter … READ MORE
BAT BOY SAVED THE WORLD!
WWN can confirm that the Mayan apocalypse was stopped by Bat Boy, who risked his own life to save Earth!
