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SANTA SAVES CHRISTMAS?
A statewide manhunt is underway this morning in Washington for Santa Claus. He escaped from …
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CHRISTMAS TREE FOUND ON MARS!
NASA has released a photo taken by its Curiosity rover that shows a mysterious unexplained …
JESUS FINDS FACE OF CHER ON HIS TOAST!
A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! Jesus H. Christ, Son of God and The Savior of Mankind, was …
KRAMPUS IS COMING TO TOWN!
The horned beast is back to punish all those who have misbehaved this past year. …
SANTA CLAUS CHECKS INTO REHAB!
Is it Curtains for Christmas? RANCHO MIRAGE, CA – There was a media circus here …
BAT BOY SAVED THE WORLD!
WWN can confirm that the Mayan apocalypse was stopped by Bat Boy, who risked his own life to save Earth!
BAT BOY PLUSHIE HOTTEST TOY THIS X-MAS!!!!
The Bat Boy backpack Plushie has been named one of the must-have toys for kids this Christmas by this year’s Consumer Report!
DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: HOLIDAY QUICK HITS
The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!