WASHINGTON – The White House has approved the redesign of U.S. currency. Barack Obama will be on the new dollar bill.
OBAMA TO HOST WOODSTOCK 2013!
President Obama is planning a massive outdoor concert this summer in upstage New York.
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ABE LINCOLN WAS A WOMAN!
The WWN was the first to report the truth about America’s beloved 16th President: Abe was a Babe! Share the truth with the world, with an authentic WWN “Abraham Lincoln Was A Woman” Framed Reprint!  SHOP HERE FOR “ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS A WOMAN” REPRINTS, AND OTHER PRESIDENTIAL FAVORITES!
PRESIDENT OBAMA PLAYS SATAN IN “THE BIBLE” MINI-SERIES
The White House reportedly confirmed that President Obama played Satan in last night’s episode of “The Bible.”
BOB WOODWARD ARRESTED!
The morning after award-winning reporter Bob Woodward took on the White House, he was arrested and sent to Guantanamo. The White House is serious about reporters writing negative articles, or challenging, Â the President. Â This morning, Bob Woodward was awakened by FBI agents, who arrested him and put him on a plane for Guantanamo, Cuba. “Bob … READ MORE
OBAMA LIP-SYNCED INAUGURAL ADDRESS
WWN has learned that President Obama lip-synced his inaugural address.
JOE BIDEN CONCEDES ELECTION
Late last night, after winning the election, Joe Biden conceded to Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan.
ALIEN PREDICTS ROMNEY LANDSLIDE!
Mitt Romney has secured the coveted endorsement of the Washington space alien P’Lod, who predicts Romney will win in a landslide!
HILLARY TO JOIN OBAMA AT DEBATE TONIGHT!
Hillary Clinton will sit next to President Obama at tonight’s final Presidential debate.
ROMNESIA SPREADING!
President Obama announced to the nation that a deadly disease, Romnesia, is spreading across America!