Rangel and Fatfoot Square Off Over Doughnut
Fatfoot and Charlie Rangel were spotted fighting in a Dunkin Donuts in Washington Heights
Mutants
McCain is a Cyborg?
Dr. Lawler discovered thumbnail sized microchips throughout McCain’s digestive and nervous system
Dwarf Vampires
Seattle emergency room physicians been dealing with a rash of patients suffering from strange ankle bites
Race of Straw People Living in Kansas
“We believe they evolved from a Pleistocene form of grain that prospered during the Ice Age”
Alien Sitcoms are Worse than Ours
“The show has every worn-out cliché you’ve seen on TV a million times,” declares linguist Barry Malford of San Diego
FATFOOT!
The elusive backwoods creatures are hooked on junk food and have become dangerously overweight!
Rove's Brain Goes on Attack, Literally!
Viewers of Fox News report seeing political pundit Karl Rove’s brain escaping his head mid-sentence
Baby Parts Lake Michigan
A year ago, John and his wife Rachel would not have believed what fate had in store for them
Ancient Mayan Temple Has SanDisk Flash Drive
Shocking news on the heels of Samsung’s bid for SanDisk!
Kim Jong Il Sighted at Chattanooga BK
Wearing a “Dollywood” t-shirt and Elvis hairstyle, the dictator discreetly ate his meal in the corner of the restaurant