ED ANGER SAYS: SHUT DOWN NASA!
I’d be pig-biting mad but I can’t afford a hog – or a new set of dentures!
Ed Anger
ED ANGER SAYS: GOP = GANG OF PANSIES!
I’m as fed up as Rosie O’Donnell at an all-you-can-eat buffet about what’s happening to the Republicans!
ED ANGER SAYS: OFF WITH TED’S HEAD!
I’m pig biting mad about Teddy Kennedy getting knighted by the Queen! Can you believe it? Now we’ll have to call that bloated old fraud “Sir”! “Sir Slab of Lard,” maybe.
ED ANGER SAYS: A LITTLE LEAD NEVER HURT ANYBODY
I’m pig biting mad about all the crazy news this week! I’m sick of that crazy baby machine lady with the big lips. I’m sick of movie stars talking about how brave they are for making a movie about some pansy thirty years after he died.
ED ANGER SAYS: BOBBY JINDAL IS A ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE
I’m as fired up as a wooden Indian outside a burning drugstore about last night’s big speech.
ED ANGER SAYS: GET ME TO GITMO
I’m madder than a terrorist with a plugged up toilet about Guantanamo Bay!
ED ANGER SAYS: ENOUGH CARTOON MONKEY BUSINESS!
I’m madder than a chimp without his Xanax about that monkey cartoon!
ED ANGER SAYS: GREENIES CAN GO FLUSH THEIR HEADS!
I’m madder than Larry Craig with a broken leg about the latest environmental craziness!
ED ANGER SAYS: CAT MEAT’S FOR COMMIES!
All these bailouts and whatnot have got me as mixed up as a high-class hooker at a Motel 6!