All these bailouts and whatnot have got me as mixed up as a high-class hooker at a Motel 6!
I’m angrier than Adam Smith in an itchy kilt about what’s happened to our once great nation!
I’m madder than Sigmund Freud with a busted stogie about that crazy woman at the New York Times!
I’m madder than Sirhan Sirhan at a parole hearing about all these damn Kennedys!
I’m madder than a double-entry bookkeeper with a single-entry wife about all this Tom Daschle craziness!
I’m madder than a hillbilly with a busted banjo string because Obama isn’t helping those poor folks in Kentucky!
I’m madder than Lindsay Lohan with a stuffed up nose about that moron Matt Damon.
I’m madder than a camel with a leaky hump about our new Communist-in-Chief giving his first interview to an ARAB TV channel!
UPDATE: A true patriot sent me this photo – PROOF that our Northern border is vulnerable to terrorist invasion!
My red, white and blue blood is boiling over what Obama said about Rush Limbaugh! At a meeting with Republican leaders, our new Communist-in-Chief said, “You just can’t listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done.”