GLASGOW – The Ghost of Princess Diana was seen in the stained glass of a Scottish church.
Monthly Archives: January 2012
ITALY – Costa Concordia cruise ship Captain, Francesco Schettino (Captain Coward) is reportedly being haunted by Titanic Captain, Edward John Smith.
HARARE, ZIMBABWE – Martians attacked a prosperous South African village with rocks, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!
LOS ANGELES – Tim Tebow was reluctant at first due to his injuries, but sources say he has finally agreed to appear on DWTS.
Bat Boy tried living the high life – but he hated it. He’s selling his Vacation Cave. You want it?
Following the Golden Globes, the dispute between Elton John and Madonna escalated and… they stepped into the ring!
SAO PAOLO – Brazil held the world’s first Beautiful Butt contest. There were many contenders for the “crown.”
According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.
Excited dental hygienist Annette Tolore’s Afghan hound is house-trained and smart – and he talks a mile a minute.
CANBERRA, Australia — A newly discovered horse fly in Australia was so “bootylicious” with its golden-haired butt, that entomologists named it: Beyonce.