GLASGOW – The Ghost of Princess Diana was seen in the stained glass of a Scottish church.
Month: January 2012
TITANIC CAPTAIN HAUNTS CRUISE SHIP CAPTAIN
ITALY – Costa Concordia cruise ship Captain, Francesco Schettino (Captain Coward) is reportedly being haunted by Titanic Captain, Edward John Smith.
MARTIANS ATTACK AFRICAN VILLAGE
HARARE, ZIMBABWE – Martians attacked a prosperous South African village with rocks, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!
TIM TEBOW SET TO APPEAR ON DANCING WITH THE STARS
LOS ANGELES – Tim Tebow was reluctant at first due to his injuries, but sources say he has finally agreed to appear on DWTS.
BAT BOY SELLS VACATION CAVE
Bat Boy tried living the high life – but he hated it. He’s selling his Vacation Cave. You want it?
MADONNA PUNCHES OUT ELTON JOHN
Following the Golden Globes, the dispute between Elton John and Madonna escalated so… they stepped into the ring
2011: RECORD YEAR FOR SOULS SOLD TO DEVIL
According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.
AFGHAN HOUND TALKS!
Excited dental hygienist Annette Tolore’s Afghan hound is house-trained and smart – and he talks a mile a minute.
BEYONCE – THE FLY WITH THE GOLDEN BUTT
CANBERRA, Australia — A newly discovered horse fly in Australia was so “bootylicious” with its golden-haired butt, that entomologists named it: Beyonce.
