Monthly Archives: January 2012

WILD POSSUM ON THE LOOSE IN NYC!

By Frank Lake on January 19, 2012

NEW YORK – Authorities are dealing with a unique health in Manhattan: wild possum are terrorizing residents!

By Tap Vann on January 18, 2012

GLASGOW – The Ghost of Princess Diana was seen in the stained glass of a Scottish church.

By Tap Vann on January 18, 2012

ITALY – Costa Concordia cruise ship Captain, Francesco Schettino (Captain Coward) is reportedly being haunted by Titanic Captain, Edward John Smith.

By Frank Lake on January 18, 2012

HARARE, ZIMBABWE – Martians attacked a prosperous South African village with rocks, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!

By Tap Vann on January 17, 2012

LOS ANGELES – Tim Tebow was reluctant at first due to his injuries, but sources say he has finally agreed to appear on DWTS.

By Frank Lake on January 17, 2012

Bat Boy tried living the high life – but he hated it. He’s selling his Vacation Cave. You want it?

By Frank Lake on January 16, 2012

Following the Golden Globes, the dispute between Elton John and Madonna escalated and… they stepped into the ring!

By Tap Vann on January 16, 2012

SAO PAOLO – Brazil held the world’s first Beautiful Butt contest. There were many contenders for the “crown.”

By Frank Lake on January 16, 2012

According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.

By Frank Lake on January 16, 2012

Excited dental hygienist Annette Tolore’s Afghan hound is house-trained and smart – and he talks a mile a minute.