Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul has reportedly been arrested by the Transportation Security Administration.
Month: January 2012
YEAR OF THE DRAGON: PREDICTIONS
Celebrations are kicking off to welcome the Year of the Dragon, the new Lunar Year. There are many predictions for 2012.
GIRL EATEN BY CROCODILE
MAUMERE, Indonesia — A crocodile swallowed a girl in Indonesia as her father looked on helplessly.
SONIC BOOM OVER GRIMSBY
GRIMSBY, U.K. – The Royal Air Force says none of its planes were responsible for the “sonic boom.” So what was it?
NEW YORK ACCENT DYING OUT!
The traditional New York accent – where residents pronounce coffee “cawfee” etc. – will be gone by 2015 scholars claim.
ALIEN CAMERAS INSTALLED IN U.S. CITIES
CHICAGO – To prepare for the coming alien attack, all major U.S. cities have installed special infrared cameras to help detect the aliens.
GOD HAS A WIFE?
GREAT BRITAIN – Scholars are reportedly confirming that God (Yahweh) has a wife (Asherah).
CASEY ANTHONY GETS $2 MILLION FOR INTERVIEW
A Los Angeles-based TV producer has reportedly secured a full-hour CNN interview show with Casey Anthony – a deal worth $2 million.
RICK PERRY BACKS NEWT GINGRICH AND OPEN MARRIAGE!
DALLAS, TX – Governor Rick Perry dropped out of the Presidential race today and threw his support to Newt Gingrich and open marriage.
WILD POSSUM ON THE LOOSE IN NYC!
NEW YORK – Authorities are dealing with a unique health in Manhattan: wild possum are terrorizing residents!









