Peyton Manning’s career with the Indianapolis Colts is over. He’s been cut.
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BELICHICK DOG DEPRESSED
Trippy, the beloved dog of New England Patriot coach, Bill Belichick, is in a deep depression following the Super Bowl.
TIM TEBOW SET TO APPEAR ON DANCING WITH THE STARS
LOS ANGELES – Tim Tebow was reluctant at first due to his injuries, but sources say he has finally agreed to appear on DWTS.
TOM BRADY PRAYS FOR TEBOW
FOXBOROUGH, MA – Quarterback Tom Brady will play his heart out for the Patriots, but he is on God’s side and wants Tebow to win.
TIM TEBOW CONVERTS TO JUDAISM
DENVER – Sources say Denver Broncos quarterback, Tim Tebow, decided to convert to Judaism.
JETS DEFEAT
PITTSBURGH – Rex Ryan and the NY Jets lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers, but Rex had a “very special night” with his wife.
BRETT FAVRE MAKING DEALS WITH VIAGRA AND CIALIS
NEW YORK – Marketing executives for Cialis and Viagra are vying to get Brett Favre as their spokesman.