January 2012

RUSSIAN SPACE PROBE TO FALL ON DC

January 15, 2012 by Tap Vann

MOSCOW — A failed Russian probe designed to travel to a moon of Mars is expected to fall on Washington DC.

January 15, 2012 by Foxington Delaware

HAINAN SANYA – China has begun training female Navy Seals.

January 14, 2012 by Tap Vann

NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.

January 13, 2012 by Frank Lake

BREAKING – WWN has learned that Newt Gingrich is going to announce a switch to the Democratic Party and is throwing his support behind Barack Obama.

January 13, 2012 by Tap Vann

ANCHORAGE – Alaska is being buried in snow. They’ve already crushed all records – 160 inches

October 6, 2021January 12, 2012 by Frank Lake

Several UFOs are hovering over Argentina. They have been identified as spaceships from Planet Zeeba.

January 12, 2012 by Foxington Delaware

A Miley Cyrus sex tape is being shopped around Hollywood.

January 12, 2012 by Frank Lake

George Clooney went in for yet another surgery to repair his elbow. But this time doctors were forced to amputate his arm.

January 12, 2012 by Frank Lake

FOXBOROUGH, MA – Quarterback Tom Brady will play his heart out for the Patriots, but he is on God’s side and wants Tebow to win.

October 13, 2021January 11, 2012 by Frank Lake

During the first week of 2012, UFO reports from around the world have increased 500%. The alien invasion is underway!