MOSCOW — A failed Russian probe designed to travel to a moon of Mars is expected to fall on Washington DC.
Month: January 2012
PROSTITUTES BACK RON PAUL
NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.
NEWT GINGRICH SWITCHES PARTIES!
BREAKING – WWN has learned that Newt Gingrich is going to announce a switch to the Democratic Party and is throwing his support behind Barack Obama.
ALASKA – BURIED IN SNOW!
ANCHORAGE – Alaska is being buried in snow. They’ve already crushed all records – 160 inches
UFO OVER ARGENTINA!
Several UFOs are hovering over Argentina. They have been identified as spaceships from Planet Zeeba.
GEORGE CLOONEY ARM AMPUTATED
George Clooney went in for yet another surgery to repair his elbow. But this time doctors were forced to amputate his arm.
TOM BRADY PRAYS FOR TEBOW
FOXBOROUGH, MA – Quarterback Tom Brady will play his heart out for the Patriots, but he is on God’s side and wants Tebow to win.
UFO SIGHTINGS INCREASING – ALIENS ATTACK!
During the first week of 2012, UFO reports from around the world have increased 500%. The alien invasion is underway!