ORLANDO, FL – Newt Gingrich declared himself the clear winner of the Florida primary.
Month: January 2012
SEND YOUR RESUME TO THE WHITE HOUSE
The Obama Administration is reportedly asking Americans to send their resumes to the White House.
ALIENS DROPPING BLUE GOO ON ENGLAND!
BOURNEMOUTH, UK – Blue goo from alien spaceships has been dropping on English citizens over the last week.
SCIENTISTS PREDICT COMING ICE AGE!!
According to the world’s top scientists the world hasn’t warmed in 15 years and we are headed for a new ice age!
MAN EATS HIS WEIGHT AT MIAMI’S TOP BBQ
MIAMI – A man set the world record for eating meat (in pounds) at Miami’s premier BBQ restaurant.
WOMAN MARRIES BUILDING
SEATTLE – A woman has decided to marry a 107-year-old building. She already has a “civil union” with the building.
BAT BOY SAYS: “SUBSCRIBE TO WWN!”
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TWITTER SHUTTING DOWN
Rumors are swirling that Twitter is going to shut down due to the censorship rules that governments are placing on them.