ORLANDO, FL – Newt Gingrich declared himself the clear winner of the Florida primary.
The Obama Administration is reportedly asking Americans to send their resumes to the White House.
BOURNEMOUTH, UK – Blue goo from alien spaceships has been dropping on English citizens over the last week.
According to the world’s top scientists the world hasn’t warmed in 15 years and we are headed for a new ice age!
MIAMI – A man set the world record for eating meat (in pounds) at Miami’s premier BBQ restaurant.
NEW YORK – Solar bikinis are going to be the rage in the summer of 2012!
SEATTLE – A woman has decided to marry a 107-year-old building. She already has a “civil union” with the building.
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Two porn stars plan a pole dancing battle to be mayor of Italian town Taranto.
Rumors are swirling that Twitter is going to shut down due to the censorship rules that governments are placing on them.