The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals. I have failed you. And I’m a big enough god to admit it.
Month: April 2009
5 FAMOUS BIBLE TYPOS
Everyone makes mistakes, even the folks who print Bibles. Over the years, these people have made some mind-twisting typographical errors!
BLOOD FALLS
ANTARCTICA – A bacteria colony has been found sealed under ice for more than 1.5 million years. What can it tell us about alien life?
JEDI RELIGION
GLASGOW – Eight members of Scotland’s largest police force have listed their official religion as “Jedi” in a diversity survey!
ED ANGER SAYS: THE WHITE HOUSE HAS GONE TO THE DOGS!
I’m madder than a tomcat in a puppy mill! I hear the Communist-in-Chief got a new dog – and it’s already signed a deal to write a book!
TEXAS SECESSION
AUSTIN, TX – Texas has seceded from the union. Led by Governor Rick Perry, Texans and frustrated Conservatives are clamoring to Texas to start a new country.
GEORGETOWN HIDES JESUS?
WASHINGTON, DC – Georgetown University has admitted to covering up symbols of Jesus Christ when President Barack Obama spoke there on Tuesday. Is that okay?
GOVERNOR PATERSON FOR SAME-SEX MARRIAGE
ALBANY, NY – New York Governor David Paterson is introducing legislation today which would promote same-sex marriages in the state.
ASHRITA FURMAN WINS 100TH GUINNESS RECORD
NEW YORK, NY – Ashrita Furman, a New York City resident, has become the first person to simultaneously hold 100 titles in the Guinness Book of World Records!