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Month: April 2009
GINGRICH 2012
ATHENS, GA – The rumor mill has already begun: former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich is preparing to run for President in 2012. Will the Alien endorse him once more?
TAX EXTENSION FOR BAT BOY
CHARLESTON, WV – Didn’t get your taxes done in time? Shocked by the long post office lines? Just follow Bat Boy’s lead and file for an extension!
OSCAR DE LA HOYA RETIRING
LOS ANGELES, CA – At a press conference Tuesday, Oscar De La Hoya announced he will be retiring from boxing. In a prepared statement, “Golden Boy” De La Hoya said he wished to retire while he still had his good looks.
ED ANGER SAYS: GET TO THE NEAREST TEA PARTY!
My fellow Americans, today is a great day! All over the country, folks like you and me will be getting together at Tea Party protests.
HORSES WITH HAIR EXTENSIONS
SYDNEY – Horses wearing hair extensions? Is this the new fashion fad to take the equine world by storm?
QUENTIN TARANTINO ON AMERICAN IDOL
LOS ANGELES, CA – Film director Quentin Tarantino is the guest celebrity mentor on American Idol this week, and contestants are upping their game to impress him.
OBAMA OPENS DOORS TO CUBA
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is opening the door to Cuba. The two countries will settle their differences once and for all in a Prime Time Tango dance-off.