GREAT ELEPHANT BIRD EGG ON SALE
LONDON, UK – An egg laid by a Great Elephant Bird in the 17th century has gone on sale for £5,000.
Monthly Archives: March 2009
VALERIE BERTINELLI PEOPLE MAGAZINE COVER
Former child actress Valerie Bertinelli lost over 50 pounds to grace the cover of People Magazine. How did the stunning 48 year old get back into a bikini? She used the famous cinnamon and honey diet!
ED ANGER SAYS: HANG UP ON THE HOMELESS!
I’m madder than a bag lady with a busted shopping cart!
NOTRE DAME SCANDAL
NOTRE DAME, IN -Notre Dame is under fire for inviting Barack Obama to give their commencement speech this year.
TAX DAY TEA PARTY
MOBILE, AL – On April 15th, patriots will meet all over this nation to celebrate Tax Day by staging massive tea parties. The tea of choice on the menu – money!
POSEIDON: MY FAME IS NOT NEGOTIABLE
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! The American President has declared energy reform to be nonnegotiable. And yet I, the great god of the sea, languish in the heavens, waiting for the prayer phone to ring.
NEW CHEERLEADER SUSPECTED DOUBLE AGENT
CLEVELAND, OH – Teammates are becoming suspicious that recently acquired cheerleader Stephanie Peters is in fact an undercover operative from a rival high school.
MICHELE BACHMANN ARMED AND DANGEROUS
WASHINGTON, DC – Representative Michele Bachmann called for citizens to be “armed and dangerous” over one of President Obama’s proposals, and she has stepped up to the plate.
LANCE ARMSTRONG BREAKS COLLARBONE
BALTANAS, SPAIN – Lance Armstrong vows to cross the Atlantic Ocean on paddleboat after his injury. Champion says, “This is just the challenge I need!
KIM JONG IL-ATOLGY
NEW YORK, NY – No doubt that most in America have heard of the NCAA tournament, if not gotten involved in an office pool, online contest, or friendly wager.
