NEW ORLEANS, LA – In an attempt to further diversify her brood, Angelina Jolie has made a bold choice.
Month: November 2008
WOLF BOY PRESIDENT OF HAIR CLUB FOR MEN
MUMBAI, INDIA – Eleven year old Pruthviraj Patil, the world famous Indian Wolf Boy, has taken the helm of the multi-million dollar company.
DIANE SAWYER INTERVIEWS BIGFOOT PROSTITUTE
SEATTLE, WA – For her special this Friday, Diane Sawyer interviewed several unique stories in the sex industry, including a Sasquatch who turned to prostitution to survive.
PhD APE VISITS TED STEVENS
WASHINGTON, DC – Phd Ape had more work to do after the Alaska Senate race finally ended yesterday.
CHENEY COMES OUT OF THE COFFIN
WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire. At a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”
BAT BOY HATES PROP 8
NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy was spotted taking part in Proposition 8 protests this past weekend.
EHARMONY REFUSES INTER-SPECIES MATCHES
PASADENA, CA – eHarmony has once again come under serious scrutiny. Critics of the popular dating site allege that it does not allow for humans to be paired up with aliens.
WORLD'S FATTEST CAT HEATS UP 'TOP CHEF'
NEW YORK, NY – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, continues her successful string of reality TV appearances by starring on the hit cooking competition show, Top Chef.
CHAOS CLOUD GLARES AT SANTA BARBARA
SANTA BARBARA, CA – As the fires die down in Southern California, the Chaos Cloud moved in and set his ominous scowl.