ANCHORAGE, AK – Ted Stevens International Airport closed this weekend due to volcanic ash. Former Senator Ted Stevens believes it’s all part of a liberal conspiracy.
PhD APE AXES AXL'S PROBLEMS
LOS ANGELES, CA – Following scathing reviews for his long overdue album Chinese Democracy, Axl Rose made a call to his former therapist.
PhD APE VISITS TED STEVENS
WASHINGTON, DC – Phd Ape had more work to do after the Alaska Senate race finally ended yesterday.