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ROMNEY ON OLYMPIC BODYBOARDING TEAM!
Mitt Romney, will be competing in the Olympics in London this summer – on the U.S. Bodyboarding Team.
THE YOGA TAX
WASHINGTON – President Obama issued an executive order yesterday – putting a ten percent tax on yoga studios and everything related to yoga.
OBAMA IS A RUSSIAN SPY?
WASHINGTON – A hot mic picked up a private conversation between Barack Obama and Medvedev and now rumors are spreading across the internet that President Obama is KGB.
ROMNEY ADDS “WOMAN” TO PLAYLIST
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. – Mitt Romney has added “Woman” by John Lennon to his official campaign playlist.
NEWT GINGRICH FALLS INTO WORMHOLE
ALABAMA – At a campaign stop in Selma, Newt Gingrich took the stage… then disappeared!
PUTIN DONATES 1 BILLION TO OBAMA SUPERPAC?
MOSCOW – Newly elected Russian President, Vladimir Putin has reportedly donated 1 billion to a mysterious Obama SuperPac.
ALIENS BACK SANTORUM
DETROIT, MI – Aliens from Planet Zeeba are throwing their support behind Rick Santorum.
NEWT GINGRICH WINS FLORIDA!
MIAMI – Newt Gingrich declared himself the winner of Florida and any reports contrary to that mean that Romney has stolen the election.
PROSTITUTES BACK RON PAUL
NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.
NEWT GINGRICH SWITCHES PARTIES!
BREAKING – WWN has learned that Newt Gingrich is going to announce a switch to the Democratic Party and is throwing his support behind Barack Obama.
